Nineteen Ninety Mine

I licked it.

Tonight We’re Gonna Party

Awkward social interaction? Sign me the fuck up!


Captain Underpants is having a party this weekend and has spent an inordinate amount of time positioning his greater good guest list. Full of talk tracks and buzzwords, it was presented in a way that to disagree would have dismantled the evening's cock capturing expedition, so I went with it. I've only heard his Director's …