I licked it.
Awkward social interaction? Sign me the fuck up!
I'm pretty good with my mouth...
Captain Underpants is having a party this weekend and has spent an inordinate amount of time positioning his greater good guest list. Full of talk tracks and buzzwords, it was presented in a way that to disagree would have dismantled the evening's cock capturing expedition, so I went with it. I've only heard his Director's …
There I go, thinking about you again. 🤢
Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip.
Please stop talking.
Something about my ego...
Don't be a dick.
"She did it the hard way." -Bette Davis