"I think of you as a friend, you just happen to be really good in bed."
Oh what a tangled web we weave...
They aren't feelings if you can't run away from them.
It's not me, it's you.
Maybe if I poke her with it, it'll put her in the mood.
Perception is reality until you're wrong. Then you're just an asshole.
Just don't be a dick.
With great power comes great responsibility.
No really, it's you.
I see what you did there.