"I think of you as a friend, you just happen to be really good in bed."
College is overrated, pay for therapy.
Oh what a tangled web we weave...
Be bold. Make noise.
They aren't feelings if you can't run away from them.
It's not me, it's you.
For every action...
Maybe if I poke her with it, it'll put her in the mood.
Just don't be a dick.
The blurred line between sanity and insanity is visible only to those who are aware of its existence.