Perception is reality until you're wrong. Then you're just an asshole.
Just don't be a dick.
The blurred line between sanity and insanity is visible only to those who are aware of its existence.
With great power comes great responsibility.
That's what he said.
No really, it's you.
I see what you did there.
Choo Choo Motherfucker!
Everything we think we know about dating is wrong. You're wrong. I'm wrong. Let's all just get the fuck over it and be wrong together. Say it with me, "We are wrong." There's not a single fucking reason anyone should wait 3 days or in Sleeves' infinite wisdom, 2 weeks, for a follow-up call. There's …
Does anyone think about shit anymore? I'm not even talking Socrates and Hawking shit, just regular life shit. Like how televisions or radios work. Or why every time you shop on Amazon that same stuff shows up on your Facebook feed. Basic stuff like vehicle maintenance and what APR stands for; how to calculate sales …