It's not me, it's you.
For every action...
Maybe if I poke her with it, it'll put her in the mood.
This isn't hard. He just doesn't like you that much.
Perception is reality until you're wrong. Then you're just an asshole.
Just don't be a dick.
The blurred line between sanity and insanity is visible only to those who are aware of its existence.
With great power comes great responsibility.
That's what he said.
No really, it's you.