"I think of you as a friend, you just happen to be really good in bed."
College is overrated, pay for therapy.
Oh what a tangled web we weave...
Be bold. Make noise.
It's not me, it's you.
For every action...
Maybe if I poke her with it, it'll put her in the mood.
This isn't hard. He just doesn't like you that much.
Perception is reality until you're wrong. Then you're just an asshole.
Just don't be a dick.