"I think of you as a friend, you just happen to be really good in bed."
Oh what a tangled web we weave...
It's not me, it's you.
For every action...
Maybe if I poke her with it, it'll put her in the mood.
This isn't hard. He just doesn't like you that much.
Perception is reality until you're wrong. Then you're just an asshole.
Just don't be a dick.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Everything we think we know about dating is wrong. You're wrong. I'm wrong. Let's all just get the fuck over it and be wrong together. Say it with me, "We are wrong." There's not a single fucking reason anyone should wait 3 days or in Sleeves' infinite wisdom, 2 weeks, for a follow-up call. There's …